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Filimi Dialogue – Dhoom 3 – वाह ! क्या डायलाग है।

There are so many dialogue in movie but I like below 4.

The first one is best poem.

  • बंदे है हम उसके हम पर किसका जोर |
    उम्मीदो के सूरज, निकले चारो और ||
    इरादे है फौलादी, हिम्मती है कदम |||
    अपने हाथो किस्मत लिखने आज चले है हम ||||
  • होशियारी, तरकीब और धोका .. तीनो मिल जाए तो लोग उसे जादू समझते है |
  • असली जीत बदले कि नहीं, सपने कि होती है |
  • आये तो थे शराफत से लेकिन जायेंगे धूम मचा के |

Happy Dhoom.

“A” to “Z” of Stress Management

Note : Its not written by me. I just got it from my old archives. Liked to share the same.

  • Always take time for yourself, at least 30 minutes per day.
  • Be aware of your own stress meter, know when to step back and cool down.
  • Concentrate on controlling your own situation, without controlling everybody else.
  • Daily exercise will burn off the stress chemicals.
  • Eat lots of fresh fruit, veggies, bread and water, give your body the best for it to perform at its best.
  • Forgive others, don’t hold grudges and be tolerant not everyone is as capable as you.
  • Gain perspective on things, how important is the issue.
  • Hugs, kisses and laughter. Have fun and don’t be afraid to share your feelings with others.
  • Identify stressors and plan to deal with them better next time.
  • Judge your own performance realistically, don’t set goals out of your own reach.
  • Keep a positive attitude, your outlook will influence outcomes and the way others treat you.
  • Limit alcohol, drugs and other stimulants. They affect your perception and behaviour.
  • Manage money well, seek advice and save at least 10 per cent of what you earn.
  • No is a word you need to learn to use without feeling guilty.
  • Outdoor activities by yourself or with friends and family can be a great way to relax.
  • Play your favourite music rather than watching television.
  • Quit smoking. It is stressing your body daily, not to mention killing you too.
  • Relationships. Nurture and enjoy them, learn to listen more and talk less.
  • Sleep well. With a firm mattress and a supportive pillow, don’t overheat yourself and allow plenty of ventilation.
  • Treat yourself once a week with a massage, dinner out, the movies. Moderation is the key.
  • Understand things from person’s point of view.
  • Verify information before exploding, from the source.
  • Worry less. It really does not get things completed better or quicker.
  • Xpress. Make a regular retreat to your favourite space, make holidays part of your yearly plan and budget.
  • Yearly goal setting. Plan what you want to achieve based on your priorities in your career, relationships, etc.
  • Zest for life. Each day is a gift, smile and be thankful that you are a part of the bigger picture.

Happy Stress Free Life.

Board Room – Ground Rules

Few days back I went for one meeting and was sitting at client meeting room.

Got these “Ground Rules” and liked very much.

  • Be Open, Speak Your Mind
  • There Is No Rank In The Room
  • What You Say Stays Within The Wall
  • Every Contribution Is Valuable
  • Stay Focused.
  • One Speaker At A Time.
  • Be An Active Listener, Talking Doesn’t Equal Learning.
  • Give Freely Of Your Relevant Experience.
  • Keep An Open Mind.
  • Agree/Disagree Only If It Make Sense To Do So.
  • Ask Your Question No Matter How Obvious You May Think The Answer.
  • Humor In The Right Place Is The Bonus.

Happy Meeting.

Board Room – Code of Conduct

Few days back I went for one meeting and was sitting at client meeting room.

Got these “Ground Rules” and liked very much.

  • Be Prompt.
  • Come Prepared
  • State Purpose and Review Agenda
  • Everyone should Contribute Constructively
  • Pay Attention and Be Courteous.
  • Be Focused on Topic.
  • Summarize Issues and Decisions.
  • Assign Action.

Happy Meeting.

Sau rupaye ka Dum jo lun, Do sau gum ho udan Chhu

Hindi Lycisc from Dum Maro Dum

फिर देख रहा है
आज आँख सेक रहा है, कल हाथ सेकेगा
आज ढील छोड़ रहा है, कल खुद ही तोड़ेगा
आज मेरे लिए Chair खींच रहा है, कल मेरी स्किर्ट खींचेगा
खीचेगा की नहीं ? हम्म…?

अक्कड़ बक्कड़ बम्बे बो, अस्सी नब्बे पूरे सौ
सौ रुपये का दम जो लूँ, दो सौ गम हो उड़न छू

फिर क्यूँ मैं तू, कर रहे टे टू….

Aish Karo Yaara…
Happy Dum.

Matheran Hill Railway Photo Journey

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How Salary Works

How Salary works – It comes like tortoise and goes like rabbit. 🙂

How Salary Works.

How Salary Works.


















Happy Salary 😛

moment of pride – ticket booking throught IRCTC

Case: Ticket Booking for diwali, Need train ticket for 3rd november, 2010 and ticket are available from today aka 5th August, 2010.

Train: Aravali Express 9707


  • At 0800 Hrs – Booking is not allowed IRCTC says you can book ticket after 8 AM, may be my watch is fast. Hold On you Breath…
  • At 0805 Hrs – Oh!! its showing the seats available total seats avail is around 400.I am ready with Quick Book Facility. Fast.Fast..Fast…
  • At 0807 Hrs – Clicked on quick book and payment is done. Good.Good..Good…
  • At 0808 Hrs – Payment is success fully done, and WTF it shows the error page from IRCTC. Prayed to GOD. 😦 Shit.Shit..Shit…
  • At 0809 Hrs – OMG!! Tickets are booked, thanks to Lord. Got only UB and SU. OMG.OMG..OMG…
  • At 0810 Hrs – WTF! Just checking the further status. The ticket status is now WL 156. Oh!Oh!!Oh!!!
  • At 0815 Hrs – Service Unavailable. 😦 😦 😦

Tickets are booked. Its like moment of pride. 😛

Happy Journey.

happy birth day to her

hey honey,

she is cute, brave and my queen. she is my love.

many many happy returns for the great day. may god full fill all your dreams. I will pray that you will get all your things in life and I will always stand along side you.

happy birth day.

Software Diseases – सॉफ्टवेर की समस्याए

* Code मैं बग आना
* Client का नाराज़ होना
* समय पर project की डिलिवरी ना होना.
* Final release मैं रुकावट होना.
* Onsite opportunity का ना मिलना.
* USA का वीसा न मिलना.
* Project manager से अनबन.
* Salary का ना बढ़ना
* मानसिक अशांति
* Conference call मैं client का परेशान होना.
* Weekends पर ऑफिस मैं आना.
* Team मैं आपसी मतभेद.

Running and Living Kandivali-Mumbai Chapter

Oh! My God.
बस क्या कहू, मजा आ गया.

So guys and gals, if you love to run and live. And you love the concept of Running and Living. Then come and join us. We usually run either on saturday or sunday from borivali national park to kaneri caves.

JOin the group – Running-and-Living-Kandivali-Chapter

Now just waiting for next weekend for more run.

Happy Running and Living.

रंग बरसे, होली है !!

रंग दे मुझको !!

बेंगनी, नीला, हरा, पीला, नीला, लाल !!!
रंग दे मुझको !! सतरंगी कर दे मुझको.

सतरंगी त्यौहार होली पर आप सभी को हार्दिक शुभकामनाये.

चांदनी चौक to चाइना, कुछ समझ मैं आए ना. :)

चांदनी चौक to चाइना, कुछ समझ मैं आय ना.

मना किया था, सब ने मना किया था, पर मैं  था जो मानने को तैयार ही नहीं था, सोचा चलो मैं भी ये movie देख ही लेता हु.

फिर क्या था, समय निकल ही नहीं रहा था, movie main क्या चल रहा था ?

मानो ऐसा लग रहा था की परीक्षा कक्ष मैं पर्चा दे रहे है, कुछ आता नहीं नहीं है और समय है की तीन(३) घंटे पुरे ही नहीं हो रहे है. कुछ पता नहीं पड़ रहा था, पता नहीं “कंहा पर चोटी थी और कंहा पर धोती थी “.
यकायक धयान आया – अपनी अक्ल मत लगाओ, कभी कभी लोगो की बाते भी मान लिया करो. 🙂

माननीय अक्षय कुमार जी, आपने क्या समझा था, की  singh is king की अपार सफलता के बाद, और एक pop गाना गा लेने के बाद भी ये movie हिट हो जायेगी. अरे !! जनता जनार्दन को क्या “मामू” समझा है क्या. ? 😀
और महोदया दीपिका जी, आप तो बस रहने ही दीजिये, काम पर ध्यान दीजिये. 🙂

श्रीमान निर्देशक महोदय निखिल जी, आपके अगले निदेर्शन का बे-सबरी से इंतज़ार रहेगा. 😛

तो फिर rating रहेगा 2/10

और अंत मैं पता लगा की अभी तो “चांदनी चौक तो अफ्रीका” भी है, then बस आशा ही कर सकता हु, और पूरी cc2c team को all the best दे सकता हु.

bole to me mumbai coder – “मी मुंबई coder”

New to mumbai, but language is super cool here.

Even I have observed that I am using some of the phrases for my/our daily use.

  • यार लग रहा है loop मैं कुछ लोचा है …
  • सुन ना, तेरा हुआ क्या …
  • ज्यादा लोड मत ले, ये code तो automatic चलेगा …
  • यार, क्या deadline दिया है, मेरी तो फट रही है.
  • अरे! क्या ज़क्कास code लिखा है तुने
  • आईला !! क्या बात कर रहा है , सच मैं….
  • हट साले ! एक दम अतरंगी है …
  • And many more…

    बोले तो, अपुन का एकदम मस्त चल-रेला है. तू बोल न तेरा कैसा चल रहा है…

    live joke

    This time in my Gtalk I put the message as
    “शायद आप कुछ कहना चाहते थे ? शर्माओ मत बोल दो.”

    One of my old collage friend came online and told me

    friend: अरे ganu भाई, क्यों लोगो के धंधे की vaat लगा रहे हो, you can not use the punch line of others business.
    me: why what happend ?
    friend : ऐसा लग रहा है , की कोई गुप्त रोगों का clinic खोल लिया है. and you wanted to say “शायद आप कुछ कहना चाहते थे ? शर्माओ मत बोल दो.”.
    me : WTF…. I smiled 🙂

    and then बरबस मुझे अपना status message change करना पड़ा.

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